thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

Can you imagine calling your supervisor to come dig you out. FUck.

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

Can you imagine calling your supervisor to come dig you out. FUck.

(via henriksaves)

lilmisshaps:

desperate-fallen-angel:

puvie:

airagorncharda:

ilikefancysocks:

baby-in-a-trenchcoat-221b:

imanerd-whatofit:

EVERY

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GIRL’S

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CRAZYimage

‘BOUT

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A

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SHARP

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DRESSED

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MAN

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God damn it Misha

UNLESS

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THEY’RE

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CRAZY

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'BOUT

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A

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SHARP

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DRESSED

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WOMAN

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Both includes misha?

Sure

(via unholyglee)

erzassword:

dodie-snk:

luck-ethan-charms:

dodie-snk:

pls mom don’t hate me

The content of this comic is heartbreaking but the art style is kinda hilarious. Could you please tell me what to feel?

Actually me too, I find this heartbreaking and hilarous at the same time this is so weird.

SAME

(via breadvyn)

aye-aye-rontron:

Gets me every time.

aye-aye-rontron:

Gets me every time.

(via fakehouseresident)

art-and-barricades:

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: The beast, which had represented his feelings, was dead. “I think I’ll do a pushup,” he announced to the sea. The sea respected him for it.

Male Novelist Jokes" by Mallory Ortberg.

(via henriksaves)

conjecturesandconversations:

THIS WEBSERIES IS AWESOME YOU SHOULD ALL BE WATCHING IT

  • QUEER LADIES
  • CREEPY SUPERNATURAL SHENANIGANS
  • FUNNY
  • VERY FEW MEN
  • QUEER LADIES

It’s like The Lizzie Bennet Diaries meets Welcome to Night Vale. 10/10 would highly recommend

Carmilla the Series + text posts

moonpeeker:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Eating pussy

omg, the one kid in the back of the class who GETS it.  <3

moonpeeker:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Eating pussy

omg, the one kid in the back of the class who GETS it.  <3

(via mypocketshurt90)